he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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