and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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