just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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