Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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