is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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