we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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