I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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