do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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