the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
cat food counts as protein by the way
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
