Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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