So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
