More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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