have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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