FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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