so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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