plz talk dirty to me
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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