Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Randomize
