that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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