i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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