just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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