i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
