I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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