real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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