Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
soo... how was my night?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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