After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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