playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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