Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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