I murdered the dance floor call the cops
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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