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(281): View more from Texas

I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo

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(509): View more from Washington

My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?

(541): View more from Oregon

It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.

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(818): View more from California

so... thinking about masturbating finally

(661): View more from California

taking the losers way out I see

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(509): View more from Washington

I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.

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(207): View more from Maine

I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.

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