I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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