D3 body, D1 cock
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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