What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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