Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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