It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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