She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and she was petting her beer can
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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