If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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