naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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