I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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