I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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