You're my little dorito
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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