Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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