Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My vagina is very pro this idea
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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