she was so not down for the gang bang
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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