Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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