Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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