I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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