when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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