Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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