Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
