god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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