Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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