dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize