ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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